Saturday, March 30, 2013

Gladerxe - Chapter 7


It felt like a lifetime before the sun finally showed its face.  Like a lost little boy searching for his friend I zigged this way and zagged another.  My clothes were soaked right through to the bone.  Once I had known comfort, strength, sanity, but none of these traits remained any longer.  Comfort was traded for reality, strength for fear, and sanity...  What was I doing?  Where was I going?  I was almost afraid to ask the most ominous question of them all... what had happened.  I saw the wolves, their destructive intentions clear: out-numbered eight-to-one, yet somehow it was I who walked aimlessly through the rain, not a pack of wolves, stomachs heavy with their last meal. The more perplexing question which I had been evading, circled around my mind, running a marathon that I couldn't seem to win... those eyes... so desperate, pleading for their very life.  Why should I pity the wolf?  Why should I care? Yet somehow I did.
I did not look at the horn, but I could feel it cold and hard in my hand.  What was this strange trinket that I had happened upon?  Did it have anything to do with the strange events that I had witnessed.  Did it have something to do with the remaining lone wolf... or was it a raven...  If ever I had known sanity, now was not my finest hour.  Things in my life had not necessarily always been good, but at least they made sense... until now.  The quest I could handle, the unknown I could face... but this... this was more than the unknown, it was the illogical.
The sun pulled me from my trance-like state...  The spotlight shot through the cliffs all around me, like a shaft through a cracked castle wall.  I was no longer heading west, but north.  The mountains rose around me, more dense than I had remembered.  How long had I been travelling?  Turning around I saw the same scenery, no hint of the hills which I had passed through to get here.
It hit me like a blow to the chest from a lunging wolf... the fatigue.  It toppled me over, forcing me back onto a large rock.  Sitting there, more of my sanity returned.  My feet felt like weights of iron dangling from a bridge as I gave them a rest.  Being so tired I had no desire to carry any more weight than necessary.  Such thoughts led me to strip off my armour, one piece at a time until I was left in my travelling clothes adorned by nothing more than a sword belt.  I pulled the cloak which had previously sat over-top of my armour from the pile of iron I had made at the base of the rock.  It was all I had left to visually set me apart from the commoner, showing that I was in the employ of Lady Calwen of Glanderxe.  I decided against leaving it behind, hanging it from my shoulders, over-top of my common clothes, the golden “G” of Glanderxe taking its rightful place on my chest.  Now, more properly clothed for my tired state I felt that I should continue, but my attempts to rise from the rock proved fruitless.  I could no more rise than discern where I was.  My mind swimming in confusion and fatigue, I fell asleep.




I woke to the smell of fresh meat, cooking on an open fire.  The thief who had previously been in my custody sat by a fire she had fashioned, turning a spit slowly.  As I lifted my head from the stone it had found rest on, a throbbing ensued, most likely due to my extreme exhaustion and lack of proper sleeping arrangement.  I let out a soft groan caused by the discomfort.
“You know, Sir Mert,” she began, without turning around.  “Most people prefer to sleep when the moon is high and the light is low.  If you plan on reaching the River West it might prove beneficial to adopt such a habit, as the roads are more perilous by the moonlight.”
“What do you know of peril,” I replied bitterly.  “You left me to die last night!  We are the farthest thing from friends, but at least you could show a little decency and care for human life!”  The journey would be lonely, but I was beginning to think that bringing her along was a mistake.  My aim was not to become close friends with a thief, but I at least hoped that maybe she would provide some company on the lonely road to the next town.
“Left you to die?”  She reached out to turn the meat once again.  “Clearly you are mistaken, for you still live.  Riul has shown you her favour.”
“Has she now?”  Her little story from the previous night about this god had not eased my mind, nor had it given me any desire to join the faith.  “Was her favour in the wind or the rain?  Or perhaps it was the wolves.  Yes!  That must be it!  They were sent to sing me to sleep and I merely misjudged their intentions!”  The only thing I perceived to be in my favour was sarcasm.
She gave no reply to me, but simply removed the meat from the fire and handed it to me.  “Here.  I have already eaten.”
I took the spit hesitantly.  My stomach welcomed the sweet smell of the meal and waited in expectation, but my mind was not so willing.  It seemed like she was being nice to me.  It must be some sort of cruel trickery.  My stomach won the battle over my mind, and though I still did not trust her intentions, the food was welcome, fulfilling a need I could not myself.  I took a small bit of the meat, the heat warming my face as it drew near my mouth.  The meat was a little tough and could use some seasoning, but I was in no position to complain.
Watching me, she bowed her head slightly.  “May the meat of Riul bless you.”
“I was wondering what type of beast this was.  I didn't know that I was devouring your god!”  It was my turn to poke fun at her words.  She had found great pleasure it doing the same to me in the past, and I found little joy from it, but some nonetheless.  My mouth curved upwards in a cruel smile as I took another bite.
“Riul was the provider, and you the hunter.  What once was your predator is now your food.”
Wolf meat.  It had a curious taste to it that I couldn't quite identify.  The meat of the wild Keltone beasts was not a common sight on the table in the castle.  We mostly feasted on stag or bull with the odd raven thrown in for good measure.  I continued my meal in silence.  I didn't have the energy for banter and she seemed to have no desire to argue with the silence.  I found some joy in it, and as I ate, the pain in my head subsided a little as I began to relax.  I was still unease about her strange and unfamiliar attitude towards me, but as I fought with the meat, like an ox chewing the cud, I enjoyed the silence.
She stared at me intently as I ate the meal.  The peace I found in the silence was battled by the awkward stare that she gave me.  There was a strange look of wonder in her eyes.  I nearly finished the meat before I could no longer hold in my curiosity at her strange actions.  “What is it?”  I asked her simply.
Confusion was added to her look of awe, but she gave no verbal reply.
“You stare at me like I have done something extraordinary and feed me like it is your duty.  I care not if you wish to treat me this way, for it is far better than your previous attitude toward me, but I know not what has caused this sudden change of heart.”
“Only the Newborn direct the voice of Riul as you do.”  She replied with simplicity as if such a statement should clear up any confusion that I had.  It did not.  I saw her eyes drifting to the horn which I had hung on my belt before falling asleep against my will.
I pulled the horn from my belt and handed it to her.  “It’s a trinket I bought from a little man I ran into on the road just north of the great forest.  He called it the “Horn of Riul.”
She turned it over in her hands with that same look of wonder in her eyes.  “The Horn of Riul,” she repeated slowly and softly.
It suddenly became clear to me what she was talking about.  “You think because of the horn I can call on Riul?” I stopped, allowing myself to laugh a little before I continued.  “If only that were the case!  I bought it from a travelling merchant on the chance that it would prove useful.  It turns out, however, that his tale was a falsehood.  That horn has no more power than any ordinary hunting horn.”
The incredulity in her eyes was unmistakable as she looked up at me.  “How can one without faith call on the voice of Riul?  You are not Firstborn... you are not even Tallri.”
“You answered your own question, thief.  I cannot direct the voice of Riul.” I said with finality.
“What of the wolves?  If Riul had not come to your aid, you would not be enjoying a meal, but would instead be one.”  She motioned to the remains of the meat that I still held in my hand.
“If I could direct the voice of Riul, there would have been no wolves, nor wind, nor rain.  The only thing that saved me last night was an act of nature very much out of my control.”
“Riul is the goddess of nature.” Her simple reply said it all.  She truly believed that I held some mystical power over nature!
I decided that I would play her game.  “Suppose that the falling rocks was not the natural result of the noise from the horn.  Let’s suppose that I have some kind of magical power, gifted from Riul through this horn.  What of it?  Why would this matter so much to you?”
“I am Kyra of the Tallri of Mhoarid.”

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Glanderxe - Chapter 6


The heavy dust we kicked up, obscured Dete Plych as we took the road once again, urging our mounts forward.  I had no intention to return to the city.  Some may call it foolishness or lunacy to carry forward with this prisoner in tow.  I cared not for her presence, and I could have easily turned her over to the authorities in the city, but as I looked down the road, it could barely be made out in the distance.  Had I really travelled so far from the city when giving chase to this thief?  It little matters now, I suppose.  Going back to the city would only delay my journey further, and having no coin to call my own, I had little use for what else the city could offer. Perhaps between here and the next town I would be able to catch this thief red-handed, thus proving her guilt, or perhaps even retrieving my gold.
We pressed the road hard all day with little change in scenery until the sun began to make its slow descent in the west.  The wide-open fields turned to hills as we made our way north-west until the path took a definitive turn.  Facing the sun, now, we continued along the road at a slightly slower pace.  The hilly terrain provided less comfort for our mounts, and I wished not to tire them too much by days end.  It would be a long journey, and maintaining their health would be of greater profit than the ills they might take through greater urgency.
The sun made its final appearance on the horizon before us, adding a scarlet glow to the sapphire skies.  Dotting the expanse of red and blue, purple clouds drew together, forming great violet monoliths in the sky.  Nature always seemed this way: full of flavour and beauty, destruction following on the tails of its cloak.  The clouds were a welcome sight to my eyes but cast foreboding shadows in the not too distant future.  Fortunately for us, the hills to the south of the great Keltone mountains, which we now traversed, proved better protection against the elements than the open fields through which we had passed before the sun made its long trek west.  As the hills morphed into mighty mountains in the distance, I could see the potential for outcropping rock and caves providing a warm dry place to make camp.  This would make the night more bearable.
“We head for the mountains beyond.”  I said, lacking all emotion, not phrased in such a way as to illicit an opinion.  This fact little mattered to my thieving companion.
“That wouldn’t be wise.” Though I had not known her for long, she never seemed to lack opinion.
“I care nothing for your opinion on this matter.  The rocks will provide greater protection from the advancing storm.”  I aimed my mount to the right, leaving the path I’d been following faithfully since my departure from Glanderxe.
She followed, if not a bit reluctantly.  “You will care for my opinion on this matter when the moon is high and wolves come out to play.”
Slowing my pace I turned to her.  “What know you of wolves?  I have seen many in my time.  They prove no threat to me.”  My fear was easily held at bay by the vail of confidence I projected.
“Oh yes,” she sneered, “wolves are a common sight inside the walls of the great city!”  I did not dignify were mockery with a response, but she continued, seeming not to notice.  “The dogs claim these mountains as their home.  No one dares disturb such a vicious habitat.”
“I make camp where I please and no wild dogs will deprive me of the luxury of remaining dry.”
“Luxury is a human passion which does battle with nature continually.  May Riul forgive you for this sin.”
Riul.  I had heard that name before and held a trinket in my pack bearing such a name inscribed.  Perhaps this woman would prove of use in her brief time on the road with me.  “I took you for a thief.  What could someone of your profession benefit from religion.”
“You judge poorly, Mert Whatley.  Who better to desire forgiveness from a god than one who practises thievery.  Obviously someone as highly respected as yourself would have no need for Her.”  She was mocking me again.
“If ignorance be my crime, I confess it willingly.  Having no knowledge of Riul but her name I cannot rightly ascertain what benefit the worship of such a deity would hold to thief and knight alike.”  I in no way considered myself at the same level as this thief, and if she chose to warm her dreams with fantasies of forgiveness I had no business interfering, yet projecting my perceived higher class seemed to be of great offence to her and I wished not to give her a handhold by which to raise herself up by and throw another stone of mockery at my armour.  However, my efforts proved fruitless.
“Ignorance has hold of you in more areas than religion.  If your knowledge of the world is evidence of the quality of education in the great city, I am surprised by those who speak so highly of it.”
It is true that Glanderxe was well known for housing the higher educated.  “And what knowledge do you have of those in the great city?  Having not grown up there, I do not possess the same education as many; not that I have any desire for such.  Education in Glanderxe is followed closely by arrogance, a trait that I relish not.”
“And yet you seem to have managed to acquire arrogance without the supposed prerequisite.”
“I do not know why you are so committed to showing me an arrogance which I do not possess and hold no desire for.  Convince yourself if you will, but I will not be swayed by the words of thieves.”
“Inside the walls of the great city the status of knight is highly favoured, but you will find no such favour here.  The dealings of the crown are always shrouded in secrecy, and often prove to be ill-informed and destructive.”  She paused for a moment, and as if perceiving my reply she continued.  “Before you go off defending the crown and inform me once again of your status as a noble knight of Glanderxe, tell me what this Lady Calwen of yours has ever done for you.”
Without skipping a beat I replied, “She has provided for my family in ways that I could not.  Living in the great city has given myself, along with mother and sister, a place to call home.”
“And what was wrong with your previous dwelling?”  She challenged.  “Are you truly so much better off?  Instead of working the field, providing for your family, you now run around like a puppet on a string.”
“A puppet!”  I was offended.  “I do nothing of the sort!  Just because I have a sense of loyalty and a care for the law does not make me a puppet.  I do what I will.”
“Do you?  Humor me then.  Why is it that you search for shelter in these mountains instead of at home with your family?  What type of provision can you give them through adventure on these roads?”
“I provide for them by doing the work of Lady Calwen.”
“By being the puppet of Lady Calwen.  Tell me that you have a desire of your own, outside of your orders, to be on this fool’s errand and I will quit my mockery for good.”
I searched for a reply, but could not find the words.  What was I here for? To travel to the great River West with a message.  Other than that, I knew not the nature of this trek.  “At least I have a sense of loyalty and honour.”
“Yes.” She shook her head.  “At least you have that.”  We continued on in silence, having come to an impasse.  The road got more difficult as the light grew dimmer.  I had become accustomed to the clear and easy path of the great road, a luxury that these mountains did not provide.  It was well into the night before we arrived at anything resembling shelter.  Holing ourselves in a cave provided some protection from the wind that had begun to stir.  The rain would soon be upon us, and there was little that mortal man could do about it.
“We best make camp here.  Waiting out the storm is the only sensible course of action.”
“The sensible course of action would have been to remain on the road, and if you so insist on becoming wolf food, at least you could have had the sense to bring along some firewood so that we might see the face of our attackers before we die.  I have come to expect a lack of sense in your nature, however.”
It only then became apparent to me that she had spoken truly for once.  We had no fuel by which to make a fire.  The dark clouds of the storm shrouded the moon, blocking the light from the heavens.  I could make out the faint sound of wolves in the distance and my skin began to crawl.  “At least this cave will provide us shelter from the elements.”  I replied, trying to reassure myself more than her.
As the cries of wolves came closer, I found myself reaching into my pack in search of the Horn of Riul.  The little man from which I had purchased it said something about being able to control nature with it.  I knew not what that meant or to what extent it might prove useful, but if nature was my adversary, this horn might be my closest friend.  Turning it over in my hand, I attempted to examine it in the low light that the night provided.  This proved challenging, not being able to see more than a few feet in front of me.  The horn seemed rather ordinary to the touch save for the inscription it held at its base, etched into the horn by some instrument of stone or iron.  Tracing the letters with my fingers I could make out the word “Riul” plain enough, but not much else.  It was elegantly crafted, and felt good to the touch, but I knew nothing of its proposed “magical” powers over nature.  Whether out of sheer curiosity or simply a desire to distract myself from the wolves, I addressed my companion.  “You mentioned Riul earlier.”
“That I did.  What of Her?”
“That should be my question.  I know little more than Her name.”
“Why the sudden interest?  You seemed quite willing to remain in ignorance before?”
“I don’t know.  Perhaps the chill of the night is getting to me, or maybe just a desire for conversation to distract me.”
Hearing a shuffle in the earth across from me I presumed that she altered her posture to one more appropriate for conversation, though I had no way of truly knowing, not being able to even spot her outline through the black curtain which surrounded me. “She is God.  Creator and director of all nature, holding power over wind and tree and beast alike.”
“What of this storm that approaches?  Why does she not drive it away, if it be in her power?”
“Why does anything happen in nature?  It is not for you and I to say.  Only She knows the nature of Her creation.  She governs it as she desires.  As creator of all, her word is law.  Before the wolf or the raven there was Riul; before the first tree was planted in the earth there was Riul; before the wind or the rain there was Riul: creator and sustainer of all.”
I began to feel the rain on the sleeve of my cloak as the wind blew periodically into the mouth of the cave.  Trying not to be phased by this I continued my queries.  “So, what does worshipping this creator God do for someone like yourself?”
“Long ago, there was a race known as the Tallri.  They were the first of this world, before the Pharosh or the men.  Spending their days beneath nature’s canopy, they were tasked as keepers and protectors of the land.  Given dominance over every beast of the field and bird of the air, they were to keep creation safe, governing it by the will of Riul.  It is said in those days that there was no death, no disease, no suffering: perfection.  The greater in the faith were given power over all of nature, even the elements would bend to their will as guided by Riul.
“With great power comes even greater corruption.  Some chose to reject the will of Riul to serve themselves, bending the wind and the waves to their liking.  Not everyone agreed with Riul and her ways.  Such abuse of power resulted in much suffering and death across the land.  Soon Riul saw the flaw in such power, so she took it away.  No longer would all Tallri hold ultimate power over nature, but only the ‘newborn.’
“Riul was saddened by the taint her creation now held and from desire for renewal, the Pharosh were born from the sky.  The Parosh were to battle the taint through their quest for knowledge and power over the mind.  They were sent to the Tallri to win a battle over the mind, bringing them back to their faith in Riul.  This battle was soon lost, however, as the Pharosh had no desire to fight the Tallri.  The sky they were born from held the taint, thus they lacked the purity of the former Tallri.  Fleeing to the west they grew in knowledge and thus in power, isolating themselves from ‘the inferior.’
“In a final effort to fight the taint, the men were born from the dust of the earth.  They held no power over nature, or quest for knowledge, but were ruled by dominance.  They tried to subdue the Tallri through their military strength and desire for control, but not for the will of Riul.  Born from the tainted dust themselves, they lost the battle to the true enemy, forever destined to live in rivalry, seeking dominance but never able to obtain it.
“Riul thus returned to Her first people, but now only the ‘newborn’ are given power over nature.  Those lost to the taint are lost forever.  Despite the taint, Riul loves Her creation and desires to see it redeemed.  I aim to do her will and one day be redeemed.”  She sat in the dark, lost in thought, taken back to a land of perfection and peace.
Turning the horn over in my hand I was in awe.  If this horn truly possessed the voice of Riul herself, what untold power might it hold.  I didn’t believe everything that the thief had told me, but if even a little bit of it were true...  I was brought back to reality by the cry of a wolf... closer now.  “I hold no faith in Riul myself, but if you desire, pray that we might not become a meal tonight.”
I didn’t think my statement was that humorous, but she proved me wrong, laughing but a moment before responding.  “I doubt that would make a difference.  She seeks retribution for your sin.”
“Retribution!  What have I done to deserve such punishment?”  The wolf cry gave me my answer before she could reply.
“Your answer has been given.  You make camp in the territory of wolves.  Riul does not look kindly on such intrusions.”
“Well, I don’t look kindly on being attacked!  I will meet this punishment with steel in hand!”  The sound of the wolves was deafening as they gathered at the mouth of the cave.
You will pay for your sins!”  Her voice trailed off as in a dream.  What kind of nightmare did I find myself in?  I had nowhere to turn but to my sword.
“Come, we must fight them!”  I shouted... but no answer was given.  Running to the place where the thief had been, I found no one.  Thieves were not known for being great fighters, but I wouldn’t have taken her to be a coward!  Either way, I was now left alone to my fate.  Sword in my right and the Horn of Riul in my left I met my attackers like a boy hiding from the monsters beneath my bed.  From out of the darkness came a pair of white fangs embodied by a shadowy form I knew only too well to be a wolf.  I matched the attacker with an attack of my own, which ended up being more of a parry, as my blade met the wolf, blunt end to the face.  It forced him back with a yelp, followed by a snarl.  A second dog dove for me, and this time I was not so fortunate.  It landed on top of me, throwing me to the ground.  I struggled to keep its teeth from penetrating my flesh, keeping it at arms’ length while more wolfs crept in closer, waiting for their opportunity to strike.
I had faced these beasts before as a child, and the scenario unfolding before me brought me back to those days long ago when my father fought alongside me.  Thinking of my father brought on a new sense of courage as emotions bubbled up inside me, turning my fear to rage.  Wishing to avenge his death, my courage manifested itself in a blow to the wolf’s face from the pommel of my sword.  This allowed me to escape from beneath the beast and regain my feet.  I could hear a crash as thunder struck and lighting shot through the night all at once.  The small cave lit up from the blast, the illumination providing a brief visual of the scene I was caught in.  No less than 8 wolves crowded the mouth of the cave.  There was no hope of fighting them all off, and I was trapped within the cave, no way of escape in sight.  Suddenly, as if the lightning illuminated more than my surroundings, it occurred to me that I still had the horn in my hand.  If this attack was by the hand of Riul Herself, there was little use calling for her aid, however I wasn’t left with many options.
With a last hope for survival I put the horn to my lips and blew a long loud blast.  The rocks around me roared a reply as the sound ricocheted from one wall to the other.  The mountain I had holed up in began to shake, enraged by the noise.  Rocks shook loose from the ceiling above me and the walls began to close in.  The mouth of the cave provided little safety with the dogs stationed there, but I had little choice.  Trapped between death by falling rocks or the white fangs of the night, I chose the latter.  I ran at the wolves, sword in hand, like a suicidal idiot.  I felt rocks hit my feet as I dove into the darkness outside the cave.  As I hit the ground, all around me came to a grinding halt.  Rocks filled the mouth of the cave, crushing the wolves in their rage; the wind died down and the rain subsided, leaving only the darkness and a slow drizzle falling down from the heavens.
Picking myself up from the mud I swore.  So much for staying dry.  I turned around to face the wall of rock I had once found shelter behind.  All the wolves found a quick death, except for one, its leg pinned beneath a large boulder.  Approaching the beast I felt a strange sense of pity.  Its fur was caked with dirt and blood, but its eyes looked at me, defeated.  A strange urge to free the beast accompanied my pity.  There was no way to move the large stone from its place, and short of severing the wolf’s limb, I had no ideas.  What kind of life would a three-legged wolf have?  It didn’t sound like much of an improvement over its present condition.  Who knows how long it would live, either dying from blood loss or ravaged by the elements.  The only thing to do was to put the thing out of its misery.
I lifted my sword to bring an end to the poor animal before me, but nothing could have prepared me for the result of my action.  I looked into its eyes and they seemed to be screaming at me, begging to be left alive.  Soon all that was left of the beast were its eyes as the rest of it faded into the shadows.  As I stared into those eyes they took on a different form as did the shadow that the rest of it had become.  It remained as black as the night, taking on wings and a beak.  Suddenly, it was gone, soaring into the air leaving me hopelessly alone and desperately confused.

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Glanderxe - Chapter 5



Apart from the caravan, my trip was uneventful, and since passing through the Mhoarid, the scenery was much the same.  The city of Dete Plych brought me some comfort as it broke up the monotony that the day previous had brought.  However, my rural sympathies did not find as much joy in the city as it did on the open road.  I missed the days when life was slow and a break in the monotony was brought on by that of more importance than which tavern to visit next.
The streets of Dete Plych were bursting at the seams with people of all shapes and sizes, as any city should be.  It was not my preference to be amidst such a great company, but my time in Glanderxe had softened the discomfort some.
My goal of the days previous had been reached, but I was now at a loss for how to proceed. My zeal for loyalty was greater than that for sanity.  I knew nothing of what to expect, nor how to proceed.  Perhaps the queen should have chosen someone more travelled and fit for the job.  Such thoughts would not aid me as I swam among the people on the streets of Dete Plych.
Finding my way to the local tavern I thought it might be best to rest a while and grab a pint.  Taverns were all the same from one city to the next: bearable during the day, but as the moon rises minds are filled with more froth than intelligence.  Luckily for me the sun was still high above, thus increasing the likelihood of some manner of sanity in this lowly establishment.  Ordering myself a drink I found a seat in the most remote corner of the room.  I had never been much for small talk, and even by day the chatter in such places would be none greater.  Unfortunately, as I sat there, it became apparent that my choice of seating couldn’t have been poorer.  Across the way there was a maiden dressed in travellers clothes and two men, enjoying their own form of entertainment.  Laughter was in the air while the volume of their conversation was greater than a cordial talk between friends.  They were carrying on about the features of the young lass, clearly loud enough for her to hear and then proceeded to call out to her.
“Why such drab clothing, my lady!  Be courteous to a man and show some skin!”
The other chimed in, “You’re dressed like a man!  Why show such cruel offence to your features?  Beauty is to be seen, not covered in cloth.”
This carried on for some time until I had quite enough.  Why did all men in the city find the necessity to act like bastards?  Being a man of the law, I used such status to my advantage as I walked over to them and kindly instructed them to leave the lady alone.  Their reply was less courteous than I would have hoped.
“Does the queen command it?”  They laughed together.  “You have no jurisdiction here, noble knight of Glanderxe.”  The words came off his tongue with disgust.  “Go back to your ‘grand city’ and play guard there."
I was shocked and offended that someone would talk to a knight of Glanderxe their words laced with cruelty.  “I have done nothing to offend.  Your show of disrespect is unnecessary and unfounded.”
“What of it?  Are you going to return to your Lady Calwen and her tell of such offence, or draw steel like the man you might become someday, if the gods smile on you.”  They laughed together again.
“There is no reason for violence.  Apologise to this lady and you will be free to carry on with your day, excused from your offence to the crown.”
“Why how gracious of you!  Now, run along and tell mommy that you have done your good deed of the day.  I won’t tell if you don’t.”
“I certainly will tell!  Your disgraceful attitude will not be forgotten.  May the whole realm of Glanderxe Coessarde see you as the fowl swine which you are!”  My anger was beginning to get the better of me.  They had no right to treat this poor lady or myself with such disrespect.
“Don’t you understand.  You are not in the great city any more.  You words hold no power here.  Keep them sheathed as you do your steel.”
The sound of steel on steel cut the air as I drew my sword to defend the honour of Lady Calwen and the women of the realm.  “Match your words with the might of your arm!”  Their words hang over me like a net, trapping me in my own hatred for disloyalty.  My mind was clouded, and the lawful response to such offence evaded me as I stood there, sword in hand.
The two men, not willing or able to match their words, fled the scene without another.  Though they never apologized for the offence, at least they were gone.  My attention now rested on the lady who remained seated, seemingly completely unaware of what had just transpired.  As I took a seat at the table with her, she took no notice visually but her words addressed me.  “I had no need of your aid.  As is plain to you now, those men were not cut out for trouble.”  Her words disappeared into the cup of mead which she held to her lips.
Taken aback by her words, I didn’t know what to say.  Was she ungrateful for my assistance.  “My aim was to defend your honour.”
“And what knowledge have you of my honour?  Suppose I be a tavern wench?  What of my honour then...?  You’re a piece of work.”
“I beg your pardon.”  I had never met a woman who talked to me as she did.
“You wear loyalty like a coat, covering your inner boy yet clothe yourself as a knight.”  Taking another drink she continued.  “What do you seek by helping me?  Money, companionship, or simply the warm fuzzies that one might get from helping someone.”
I let her question linger in the air for a moment.  “I meant no offence, and require no reward.”
“Warm fuzzies then... figures.”  Realizing that her cup was dry she stood up and prepared to leave.  “I don’t suppose we will ever meet again, and I can’t say that it has been pleasant, so I will bid you farewell, for whatever that is worth.”  Not waiting for a response, she proceeded out the front door of the tavern leaving me dumbfounded and altogether appalled that a lady would act the way she did.  My time in this establishment had been anything but pleasant, and I left more unnerved than I had been previously.  Before retiring, however, I, being a respectable man, met with the barkeep to pay for my drink.  It was then that I noticed my coin purse was missing.  The only one I had come close enough to for such an exchange to occur was the most unappreciative individual who had just left.  An inexplicable rage returned to me once again.  First she cares not for my help, and now she relieves me of my riches?  She was no better than the men who I had chased off.
Quickly begging the apologies of the barmaid, I rushed out the door to see about spotting her amidst the crowded streets.  Luck smiled on me as I scanned the crowd.  She clearly had no knowledge of discretion as the sight before me unravelled.  The shouts of the city guard rose above the noise of the crowd as she mounted a horse, clearly in another act of thievery, this one not as subtle as the first.  I knew nothing of villainy, but it seemed that she lacked the tact desirous in such a career.  Luckily for me she was poor at her craft, and instead of remaining in the shadows, made a show of her skill for all to see.
Without hesitation I mounted my horse and gave chase.  Whatever would motivate a woman to engage in such activity was beyond my comprehension.  I aimed not only to catch her for the purpose of regaining my riches, but also to question her uncomely behaviour.  Catching her, however, proved challenging until we reached the edge of town.  Horses were not the token animal of agility, but value was found in the might of their limbs as they carried men and women alike at greater speeds than could be matched by others.  The open plains which stretched before me as I reached the city gates gave me liberty of such speed.  As a young man I would often go for long rides in the fields surrounding Coere Ghante for a reprise in the stresses of the day, giving me time for myself to think and dream.  Such practise came in handy now as it soon became apparent that my ability to handle a horse was far superior to that of the thief.  She could very likely outwit me on foot and was clearly able in sleight of hand, but horse-driven locomotion was not her speciality.
Approaching her mount I shouted, “Cease your flight this instant!”
“Why would I stop now!  I’m just starting to have fun!”  She spurred on her horse, hoping to gain an edge on me.  She was not so fortunate as I leapt from my mount and caught her in the air.  The force at which I threw myself at her flung her off the horse and we landed in the tall grass which lined the great route heading west from the city.
I had been correct in my assessment of her agility as I struggled to gain control on the situation while she squirmed and fought my grip at every turn.  Finally I caught hold of her, pinning her to the ground.  The weight of my body aided in the capture of my prey as her slender figure had no chance of escape crushed underneath mine.  After a brief moment to catch her breath she said, “No need to be polite with me, Mert.  If it was companionship you desired in return for your services at the tavern, I would have obliged without the need of such chase.”
Her comment led me to assess the situation, at which point I realised that in my efforts to subdue her I had placed one of my hands firmly on her breast.  Embarrassed, I moved my grasp to a more culturally appropriate position.  “No.  I just came to retrieve my money purse.”
“Ah, so it is gold that you desire!  I do say, Mert, out of the three options of gold, companionship and warm fuzzies, your initial choice seemed poor and certainly now it shows that either of the other two choices were your true desire and preference.”  Her mouth cracked into a smile of sly pleasure at the exchange we were having.
My voice rose, powered by adrenaline and anger at her cruel suggestions against my loyal and respectful nature.  “You are a thief!  This is not about payment, but retrieving what is mine!”
“I’m sorry, but love does not work that way.  I’ve stolen your heart and now you want it back.  Love is the true thief in this game that we play.”
“Love is nothing of the sort!  It is respectable, honest and courteous, unlike yourself.  Now give me back my coin purse!”  Her suggestions that love was a thief caused me to despise her all the more.  What could she know of love?  She had probably never loved anyone so dear and true as compared to my feelings for Farah Bailey.
“I assure you that I have no coin purse.  If thievery be my crime, gold is not the victim.”
“I have not the time or patience for your games.  Give me the gold and I will grant you your liberty.”
“You, a mighty knight of the great city Glanderxe, keeper of the law, would release me, a thief, for an exchange of coin! Sounds like bribery to me.”  She clearly enjoyed making fun of those qualities which I held in high value.  I was too disgusted by her words to merit them with a response.  She would simply turn them against me in some sly scheme to accuse me of being indecent and lacking honour.  I began to search among her garments for where she might have hidden my coin.  “Don’t enjoy yourself too much.  My offer was either gold or companionship, not both.”
“I have heard quite enough from you!  I am a loyal knight of Glanderxe, chosen by queen Calwen herself to be a protector of the Coessarde and its people, in service to her majesty.  I know not why a lady like yourself should chose to act the way you do, dealing in criminality and disrespect, and I care not for your foul words of suggestion.  I have no desire to spend any more time with you than is necessary for the retrievement of my gold so that I can carry on my way in peace, free from your vile utterings and wicked occupation.”  These were no words that any respectable gentleman should be saying to a lady, but the being before me was no such lady, though her features might suggest otherwise.
“Poor little boy playing at knighthood.  It has been quite a while since I have witnessed a tantrum like that, and by one so respected as yourself, Mert, it comes as quite a surprise.”
Though it had come from her lips a number of times before, the impact of that word had never been known: Mert.  She knew my name?  What type of cruel trickery is this?  “How might it be that you come to address me as such?”
“Why it is simple really.  You act like a little boy, thus calling you one is nothing but simple deduction.”
“Do you find joy in exploiting the words of others to twist them in your favour?  How do you know my name: Mert?”
“Exploitation is an art mastered by few, though you provide little challenge.  You seem to talk yourself into a corner with every word, Mert.”
Ignoring her accusation of my lack of eloquence I repeated my question.  “How might it be that you come to know my name.”
“My apologies.  Was it to be hidden like the facts of history in the great libraries to the west?  Mert Whatley, if that be your desire it should not be for you to practise introduction with such frequency.”
“I never gave you the luxury of such an introduction.  Never did I tell you of my name nor ask for yours in return.”
“Didn’t you?  Well how, pray tell, would it come to be that I know you as Mert and not merely as the loyal knight of Glanderxe which you call yourself with even greater frequency.”
“I am not privy to such knowledge, thus being the basis for my initial question concerning your knowledge of my name.”
“I see that we are at an impasse.  I know your name yet you claim to never have given it, yet I know no other manner of acquiring said name than by the courtly introduction appropriate of a loyal knight of Glanderxe.”
It mattered little to me how she had acquired the knowledge of my name.  I wished no longer to remain in such frivolous discourse.  “It also seems that we are at an impasse of another variety.  My coin purse is gone, you being the last person I met before its disappearance, and yet you claim to know nothing of its whereabouts.”
“Indeed.  What do you say to a deal of sorts.  If you cease your accusations of thievery then I will, in return, stop calling you a little boy but address you properly as Mert Whatley, the loyal knight of Glanderxe.”
“I counter your offer with one of better quality.  If you cease mocking me and hand over my money then I will forget we ever met, not that I have any desire to remember this encounter.  If you do not, I will be forced to apprehend you as a thief and escort you to the nearest town with competent authorities and allow them to decide your fate.”
“Clap me in irons!  It wouldn’t be the first time.  Some men find pleasure from a companion in bondage.”
“Irons will not be needed.  You already know that I am faster than you atop a horse, so any desire to run on your part should be quickly eradicated.”  I finally felt like I had the upper hand in the situation.  There was nothing I wanted less than to have her come along with me, but I couldn’t let her get away with thievery, and she clearly had no desire to own up to her crimes.
“I will come with you under one condition.”  Her response seemed odd.
“I don’t believe that you are in a position to make demands of me, but I will entertain you.”
“Stop with the loyal knight of Glanderxe nonsense.  Your attire should be plain evidence enough, and such proclamation only exposes the little boy you hide under your garments.”